Got my laundry done and I've clean clothes for the new week, yea.
Now to head off to the UPS store and send a box of paper across the nation. Hmmmm I wonder which is more expensive, maintaining landfills or just shipping paper all over the place.

Ah well time to go annoy a few of my fellow creatures upon this planet. Maybe you'll be one as well that I bother. But don't work up a sweat over it afterall; It don't mean nothing, it don't mean a thing.

Now go enjoy the beverage of your choice, relax and realize that you'll never get out of life alive.